~16 years old~
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!
Manliness increased by 2
Dad Humor increased by 5
Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1
Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2
New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"
Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-
Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.
Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES